Ebola Bowling

The Doctor who caught Ebola in Africa came to New York and went Bowling in Williamsburg Brooklyn.  

You have Ebola and go Bowling!?

By the way,

You can not get Ebola from A Bowling Ball.

The Italian Owner of the Bowling Alley said that  "E Bowl A pretty good!"

Ebola New York

Doctor's Without BORDERS!!!!!

How About


Doctor's Without EBOLA!!!!!!!

New York City

Jersey Boyz

Hey, The Ohio State just kicked The New Jersey State... Rutgers Asses.  Watch out Big 12.... 

We're gonna send Chris Christie there to eat 
ALL YOUR FOOD!  

We might even send The Sayreville Football team to HAZE YOU, if we get mad!  

They stick their DIGITS into THINGS!

Ebola Week

Big TV Network News...    Shark Week has now been replaced by EBOLA WEEK!  
Stay out of The WEST AFRICA
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Number one Halloween outfit this year!  
The Sexy HAZMAT OUTFIT.

 
Make sure yours has the clear visor and battery pack. 
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TV commercial for SHINGLES showed a guy's back with SHINGLES!

Now I don't know if I want EBOLA or SHINGLES!  
YUK!

Ebola Cola

Soft Drink companies are taking advantage of the Ebola Virus Outbreak.  

They have some exciting New Soft Drink flavors like, Mucus, Blood, Urine, Saliva, Feces, Vomit, Breast Milk 
and Brand New....... Semen!

Diet and Sugar Free  
Limited to 32 Ounces in New York City

Let's call it a:

"LOST My ENERGY Drink"

New iPhone

I am soooo in love with my new iPhone.

I fell down yesterday and I heard a CRACK!

I was really hoping it was MY LEG!