Tatum, Knievel, TRUMP

Channing Tatum is starring in a new film about The Great Stuntman EVEL Knievel.  Knievel broke 400 bones in his career and Channing does his own stunts as we saw in MAGIC MIKE.  He didn't break his hip once!

Johnny Depp stars as mobster/killer Whitey Bolger.  The victims of Bolger don't want him glorified but Johnny came out and said that "Everybody has a humane side."  Sure, sometimes Bolger would let the people lay down before him cut them up and shot them.  This film might resurrect someone's DEAD Career.  Hey Johnny, just read the lines.

There is a daytime talk show called THE REAL.
The young ladies talk about how it is good to look however you are.  Tall, fat, not so good looking, it is OK to be who you are no matter what you think is wrong with you.
Then they have a segment called "How to take FIVE POUNDS OFF OF YOUR FACE!"

What did DONALD TRUMP say when he went BANKRUPT?

"I don't have TOUPEE!"

Trump, Giants, Utah,

A 15 year old kid was arrested for wanting to blow up the Pope.  Is he old enough to blow up the Pope?  Don't you have to be a certain legal age before you can blow things up?

Neil Patrick Harris's show is "The Most Boring Show EVER!" 

Donald Trump leads with Evangelicals.  He is divorced three times and does not know the address of his church.  In his church, people believe in the HIGHER Power.  Called Money!

The New York Giants lost a close one.  I think their problem is that their rich quarterback and coach's combined age is 300.

The #1 happiest state is UTAH.
The reason:  Each man 15 wives!