TRUMP Great

Donald Trump promised to Make America Great AGAIN.  We are battling the Ku Klux Klan.  We are threatening people with Nuclear Weapons.  People talking about FALL OUT SHELTERS.  I feel like He's put us back in the Sixties.  All we need is:

Bellbottoms
Black Lights
Go-Go Boots
Granny Glasses
Lava Lamps, Love Beads
Mood Rings
Platform Shoes
Slot Cars
Smiley Faces
Superballs
Tie Dye T-Shirts
The Twists
Troll Dolls and Turtlenecks

Thanks Donny

HANDGUN WEDDING

Talk about a shotgun wedding.

Shortly after saying “I do,” a Tennessee bride was arrested for pulling a firearm out from beneath her wedding dress and pulling the trigger on her new hubby.

Police said Kate Elizabeth Prichard, 25, and her groom had started fighting only hours after their nuptials in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, according to news station WTVF.

The couple was drinking outside a local motel called the Clarion Inn when they began to fight, authorities said.

“She pulled out of her wedding dress a 9 mm pistol. Pointed it at her new husband’s head and pulled the trigger,” Murfreesboro Police Sgt. Kyle Evans told WTVF.

The gun, however, was not loaded, forcing the pistol-packing bride to load a round before reportedly firing a shot into the air.

“Responding officers let the husband know the honeymoon was over and his new wife was going to jail,” Evans said.

Authorities took Prichard, who was still in her gown, into custody and charged her with aggravated domestic assault. She was released from Rutherford County jail on $15,000 bond.

MEN ARE JUST DYING TO GET MARRIED TO HER

GROOM CALLED HIS MOM AND SAID, NO MOM, I HAVE NOT WED......  I HAVE BLED!

Donkey Love

An Arkansas man is behind bars after allegedly trespassing onto his neighbors’ property in order to sexually assault the couple’s donkeys. Police in Siloam Springs arrested Everett Lee Compton, Jr., 49, after he was allegedly caught abusing a donkey owned by Emert and Joyce Whitaker.

The Whitakers had previously told police that they have had problems with people harassing their animals for the past three years.

Police said Emert Whitaker photographed a man on his property on the mornings of May 27 and June 4.

The photos showed a man placing a bag over one donkey’s head and then rubbing his pelvis against the animal’s rear, according to ArkansasMatters.com.

The Whitakers also photographed the same man with the donkeys on July 5 and 6.  Police said the pictures showed the man ― later identified as Compton ― feeding a donkey from a bread bag while rubbing his pelvis against the animal.

HEE HAW!  HEE HAW !  HEE HAW!

I'M SORRY BUT I THINK I JUST GOT HIM 

REALLY HOT...........

He told the cops, "It's a JACKASSS.... 

JACKASS!

That guy better be A DEMOCRAT 

HEEE HAAAAAWWWWWW