Friday, October 27, 2017

Locked In the Freezer

Ten minutes to midnight on Tuesday, Jeremy J. Van Ert stepped into a walk-in beer cooler at a Kwik Trip convenience store in Marshfield, Wis.
When the doors locked behind him at midnight, he decided that rather than shout for help, he would just camp out, police say.
Marshfield Police Chief Rick Gramza said that his department has dealt with people who intentionally hide and get locked inside places with the purpose of committing a crime but that this case was particularly unique.
“We never had somebody accidentally locked in a place and not make any attempt to be rescued or get out because they’re satisfied with the circumstances,” he said.
“He just decided to run it out for the night. It had everything that he needed.”
Six hours, one 18-ounce Icehouse beer and three cans of Four Loko later, Van Ert was spotted by a Kwik Trip customer who told an employee that a man was trapped inside.
When the doors unlocked shortly before 6 a.m., Van Ert, 38, “made a beeline from the beer cooler to the door without any attempt to pay for what he had consumed or broken,” Gramza said. Overnight, Van Ert had knocked over and broken three 30-packs of Busch beer, police records show.
A Kwik Trip corporate spokesman declined to comment on the case, citing a police investigation. It was unclear whether there were signs near the cooler that warned of the doors locking at midnight, or whether there were cameras inside the cooler that could have been used to spot Van Ert sooner. 
The cooler was reported to have temperatures around 32 degrees Fahrenheit.An employee who answered the phone at the Marshfield Kwik Trip, which operates 24 hours a day, referred questions to the corporate management. No attorneys were listed in police records, and Van Ert could not be reached for comment.
The walk-in cooler had glass doors that Van Ert could have knocked on to get an employee’s attention, police records show. Yet Van Ert “offered no explanation” for why he didn’t knock for help.
When police found Van Ert, he acknowledged being locked inside the cooler and that he “decided to stay and drink,” according to police records.
On Wednesday, Van Ert was cited for retail theft, which Gramza said was punishable by a roughly $170 fine plus restitution for the business.
Yet at the time of the incident, Van Ert was also on probation for previous criminal charges, including two counts of arson. Gramza said that because Van Ert got drunk and committed theft while on probation, he was transported to the Wood County Jail, where he remained, pending release from his probation officer.
“Off retail theft alone we probably wouldn’t have taken him to jail,” Gramza said. “He has certain guidelines he has to adhere to. The probation officer has the ability to lock him up.”
As news of the incident spread beyond Marshfield, some took to Twitter to offer some justification for Van Ert staying put.
 “A @KwikTrip beer cave is one of the few places on earth I’d be alright with being locked inside,” quipped one user.
“I mean . . . we all would have done the same,” admitted another.


Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Harvey Weinstein Fierstein

Harvey Fierstein has been inadvertently thrust into a sexual harassment scandal that’s shaken up Hollywood. 
On Oct. 5, The New York Times published a disturbing report detailing sexual harassment allegations against film producer and executive Harvey Weinstein, some of which dated back nearly three decades. After news of the allegations broke, the Weinstein Company fired the 65-year-old movie mogul, who co-founded the studio with his brother, Bob. The claims against Weinstein intensified Tuesday when the New Yorker published an investigative report, written by Ronan Farrow, that detailed rape allegations brought by three women. 
Unfortunately, the similar spellings of their surnames have lead many to confuse Weinstein for Fierstein, the legendary actor-playwright of “Torch Song Trilogy” fame and an LGBTQ rights icon. 
I just can’t believe all these accusations of sexual harassment about Harvey Fierstein,” one person wrote. “I always thought he was gay.” Added another: “Am I the only one who confused this weekend because I didn’t know Harvey Weinstein and Harvey Fierstein were two different people?”
On Oct. 6, before the rape allegations came to light, the 63-year-old posted a tongue-in-cheek tweet about being mistaken for Weinstein.

Later that same day, Fierstein tweeted a link to a story published by The Forwardthat acknowledged the confusion.

Be mad at Harvey,” he wrote, “not HARVEY!” 
He tweeted the link to The Forward’s story a second time Oct. 6, along with a classic Fierstein zinger. 

I'm a good gay! I mean, a good guy. - Guys, We're Mad At Harvey WEINSTEIN, Not Harvey FIERSTEIN! - 

Still, Fierstein wants to make it clear to his fans that the news involving Weinstein is not a joke. 


I’ve had some fun with the mix-up but, as you are well aware, the underlying issues of women being objectified is no laughing matter,” he told HuffPost. “So I think I am going to bow out of this discussion, stop making jokes, and let that story play itself out without my two cents.”

Wednesday, October 04, 2017

Trump Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields revealed the cringeworthy way in which President Donald Trump once asked her out.
On Tuesday’s broadcast of “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen,” the 52-year-old actress said Trump called her following his divorce from second wife Marla Maples in 1999 ― and used a very cheesy chat-up line to try to woo her.
He said, ’I really think we should date because you’re America’s sweetheart and I’m America’s richest man and the people would love it,’” Shields explained.
The “Suddenly Susan” star fended off Trump’s advances, however, by telling him that she had a boyfriend who would “not really” be happy about it.
Shields’ revelation came during a game in which she had to guess whom she’d been pictured with over the years. When an old black-and-white snap of herself with Trump at a charity event popped up on the screen, she gagged and stuck her tongue out. “I can’t even speak,” she added
In recent months, actresses Salma HayekCandice Bergen and Emma Thompson have each come forward to share stories about turning down Trump.

Thompson admitted in March that she now actually regretted doing so. “I wish I had,” the British movie star told Sweden’s SVT. “Think of the stories!”