I read this article about a woman who hit a guy with her SUV one night and he flew up and got stuck in her front windshield.
She drove home and parked in her garage and went to sleep.
3 days later he died and the cops found him in the garage still stuck in the windshield.
He bled to death.
This is why I don't hit people with my car anymore!
I don't hit anyone anymore who is walking on the street.
No Sir! I used to hit people but that was the problem, they would get stuck in the windshield or under the tire, you know, they get stuck in that WHEELWELL....
I Hate THAT!
You drive back to your garage and
THERE THEY ARE.....They DON'T LEAVE... THEY STICK AROUND
It's a HASSLE....
AND I DON'T LIKE TO BE HASSLED MAN....
May I Call You......
MAN?
