Roger and Out

Roger Ailes, the creator of The FOX TV Fear machine, just died.

All women at FOX News are wearing their skirts at HALF MAST!

Roger once said, "I wouldn't touch that woman with a 10 FOOT POLE!"  After he got drunk, he was seen touching the woman with a 10 FOOT POLE!

Oh, Really..........  

No, O'Reilly.... I used to be with FOX NEWS

Zimmerman VS. DMX

What R the ODDS 

And How much would we Pay Per View

IF

George Zimmerman

WALKED INTO THE RING

AND SHOT 

DMX

POINT BLANK?

Don't Ask TRAVON!

Robin Gibb

Hey everybody

Robin Gibb is not STAYIN ALIVE

Sorry  I STARTED TO JOKE

Donna Summers and Robin Gibb, two Disco Icons dead within three days of each other.

LAST DANCE

Thanks for the great tunes YOU TWO !

STUCK IN WINDOW

I read this article about a woman who hit a guy with her SUV one night and he flew up and got stuck in her front windshield.
She drove home and parked in her garage and went to sleep.
3 days later he died and the cops found him in the garage still stuck in the windshield.
He bled to death.
This is why I don't hit people with my car anymore!
I don't hit anyone anymore who is walking on the street.
No Sir! I used to hit people but that was the problem, they would get stuck in the windshield or under the tire, you know, they get stuck in that WHEELWELL....
I Hate THAT!
You drive back to your garage and
THERE THEY ARE.....They DON'T LEAVE... THEY STICK AROUND
It's a HASSLE....
AND I DON'T LIKE TO BE HASSLED MAN....
May I Call You......
MAN?