El Chapo Bieber Affluenza

Justin Bieber was thrown out of Mexico's Tulum ruin site because it is a sacred place and he pulled down his pants and mooned the world.

Luckily he was just thrown out of the site with his girlfriend and not arrested.

Because ....  The Alluenza rich kid is in a Mexican jail for getting drunk and killing people

And El Chapo is in a Mexican jail for selling drugs and killing people

So if Bieber was put in jail for pulling down his pants and thrilling people

That would mean that 

a Mexican Jail is the BEST place to PARTY!

Desparado Trump

To the tune of "Desperado," with apologies to Don Henley and Glen Frey 

Dear old Donald, why don't you come to your senses, you've been out building fences for so long now,
You're a hard one, you think that you got your reasons,
These ideas that are pleasin' you are gonna hurt us somehow.
Don't you build that wall in Texas, Don,
Those workers are so able,
The Mexicans are really our best friends.
And it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table,
So it's time for you to finally make amends.

Dear old Donald, you ain't getting no younger,
Your wealth and your hunger are driving you nuts.
And freedom, oh freedom, that's America talkin',
Go out and go golfin' and start making your putts.

You know the poor get cold in the wintertime,
When the snow comes down and the sun won't shine,
It's hard for them to get enough to eat.
Your losin' all your good intents,
Please why not try some common sense, you sleaze?

Dear old Donald, why don't you come to your senses,
Stop talkin' 'bout fences, let's open our gates,
It might seem scary, but we're a really strong nation,
You must remember Lady Liberty,
Remember Lady Liberty, remember Lady Liberty, before it's too late.

BOY George BABY

I THINK

SAM SMITH

IS

BOY GEORGES

BABY!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen Steffani Question????

Has She CHANGED CLOTHES since 1990?

Robin Gibb

Hey everybody

Robin Gibb is not STAYIN ALIVE

Sorry  I STARTED TO JOKE

Donna Summers and Robin Gibb, two Disco Icons dead within three days of each other.

LAST DANCE

Thanks for the great tunes YOU TWO !

Tim Tebow & Katy Perry

Katy Perry may start dating Tim Tebow according to Evangelical TMZ.

He is a Christian.  She was a big Christian singing star.  Her parents are Ministers.

I heard GOD made the fix on that whole Russel and Katy marraige thingy.


Russel was Hot and Cold and Drunk and Stoned and addicted to sex like an E.T. (Eternal Teenager)

And I also heard that when Tim Tebow Kissed A Girl it was his Mother!

Katy had a Teenage Dream that Tim would fall for a California Gurl.


He's a  Firework.


And Maybe one day she'll be Waking Up In Vegas with a BRONCO.

A match made in Heaven.

Chris Brown BREAKING NEWS/CHAIRS

Breaking news on 21 year old Singer Chris Brown. 
He's Breaking News, Chairs, Windows and sometimes Noses.

Chris apologized for throwing a chair after an interview on ABC's Good Morning America.   He said He was sorry for throwing the chair through the window but RIHANNA just wasn't available!

Chris says his current love Michele E is THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE!         Michele says She's lucky TO BE ALIVE!

If GARY COLEMAN was still alive, he could team up with Chris Brown and Charlie Sheen and make a TV show

TWO AND A HALF ABUSIVE MEN

It would be a HIT!  And I do mean a HIT! 

Someone would be HIT!

Britney New Album

HERE'S ANOTHER BRITNEY VIDEO.

check it out


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYqxIgGBs5U

World Trade Center Reconstuction Update 2011

Check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DH76KKoa-Y

And then look at this from 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKC9llSB-HE
Thanks 

 

BAD CAT........BAD

Workout in Times Square

GEORGE MICHAEL JAILED

There's GOOD NEWS and BAD NEWS for George Michael.

The BAD NEWS is he was sentenced to 8 WEEKS in JAIL for being on drugs while crashing his car.

The GOOD NEWS for GEORGE is that......... HE gets 8 WEEKS IN JAIL!!!!!!!

He tryed to do it in a Public Restroom in Beverly Hills once.
Jail will be like a resort.

He couldn't have booked a better time if he used the "TRAVELOCITY" section of "CRAIG'S LIST"!

He asked the judge if he could throw on a few EXTRA weeks for REALLY GOOD BEHAVIOR!.

MONKEY PANTS

A Peruvian man was stopped at the Mexico City Airport because he had 18 endangered TITI MONKEYS in his pants.

THAT'S CRAZY !!!!!

Nobody should have more than SIX TITI MONKEYS in his pants at any one time.

No Exceptions.

Police said "He was acting nervous" with the 18 TITI Monkeys in his pants.
Hell, I'd act nervous with ONE TITI Monkey in my pants.

You have to be REAL careful how you sit down with 18 TITI Monkeys in your pants.

And where does a TITI Monkey hang out? At a TITI BAR?
What does a TITI Monkey read? A TITI Magazine??????

Do TITI Monkeys get STRETCH MARKS?!?!?

MONKEY ON REDBULL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiljDPwgRWs

GLEE TV

So I'm watchin TV and Glee is singing and dancing and America's Got Talent... I got on... and Gordon Ramsey is Cooking and So You Think You Can Dance is dancing.

There's nothing but cooking, singing and dancing on TV at Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to Killing, fighting and smashing????
Cheating, Robbing and stealing???
Burning, exploding and blasting????

No Charlie's Angels!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Zdm5QC6nQ

RED HAIR MUSIC

Vagina Chrysler

A surgeon in Maryland removed a donated kidney through a woman's VAGINA! Medical costs are so high they removed the woman's wallet through her ANUS! Ouch!

Chrysler Motor Cars is offering their employees $50,000 and a new car if the quit. I know what I would do...I would take the money, jump in the free car, grab some beer and drive to Las Vegas. I'd probably be walking home poor in three hours ... and I'd be out of work.....

DOGS ARE SMART, I THINK

A study showed that DOGS have a sense of FAIRNESS. That's why they lick each other's butts...It's Only Fair! I'll lick yours if you lick mine. Sounds fair to me!

Another study showed that DOGS can sniff out UNFAIR situations. And apparently ALL of those Situations are in other dogs BUTTS!