Showing posts with label craig's list. Show all posts
Showing posts with label craig's list. Show all posts

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Kidnap Jodi Arias

It would have been cool if this Castro guy in Cleveland


who kidnapped the three girls and kept them for ten years actually kidnapped Jodi Arias.  


She would have stabbed his ass 60 times, chopped of his head  and then shot him 20 times just for the fun of it in the first week!   

Castro would have definitely put Jodi in the "Please Re-Kidnap This Person" section of Craig's List after a couple of days.  


Jodi would of had Castro and the other guys chained up in the basement and not let them have a single friend on Facebook for years.
 She could be really mean sometimes. 








Tuesday, September 14, 2010

GEORGE MICHAEL JAILED

There's GOOD NEWS and BAD NEWS for George Michael.

The BAD NEWS is he was sentenced to 8 WEEKS in JAIL for being on drugs while crashing his car.

The GOOD NEWS for GEORGE is that......... HE gets 8 WEEKS IN JAIL!!!!!!!

He tryed to do it in a Public Restroom in Beverly Hills once.
Jail will be like a resort.

He couldn't have booked a better time if he used the "TRAVELOCITY" section of "CRAIG'S LIST"!

He asked the judge if he could throw on a few EXTRA weeks for REALLY GOOD BEHAVIOR!.