El Chapo Bieber Affluenza

Justin Bieber was thrown out of Mexico's Tulum ruin site because it is a sacred place and he pulled down his pants and mooned the world.

Luckily he was just thrown out of the site with his girlfriend and not arrested.

Because ....  The Alluenza rich kid is in a Mexican jail for getting drunk and killing people

And El Chapo is in a Mexican jail for selling drugs and killing people

So if Bieber was put in jail for pulling down his pants and thrilling people

That would mean that 

a Mexican Jail is the BEST place to PARTY!

Cosby Affluenza

TV Star Bill Cosby just got charged with criminal sexual assault for drugging and having sex with a woman in 2004.  

I think his plan should be to head down to Mexico and party with the Affluenza kid Ethan Couch and his Mom.   

They can drink, play beer pong and hide from the law.

But Ethan,  check your Mom's drinks for funny stuff!  

Cinco de Mayo

Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Is this the celebration of Mexican Independence or
is this the day when Drug Cartels kill Five People in every town?
mybad

MONKEY PANTS

A Peruvian man was stopped at the Mexico City Airport because he had 18 endangered TITI MONKEYS in his pants.

THAT'S CRAZY !!!!!

Nobody should have more than SIX TITI MONKEYS in his pants at any one time.

No Exceptions.

Police said "He was acting nervous" with the 18 TITI Monkeys in his pants.
Hell, I'd act nervous with ONE TITI Monkey in my pants.

You have to be REAL careful how you sit down with 18 TITI Monkeys in your pants.

And where does a TITI Monkey hang out? At a TITI BAR?
What does a TITI Monkey read? A TITI Magazine??????

Do TITI Monkeys get STRETCH MARKS?!?!?

MONKEY ON REDBULL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiljDPwgRWs