New POPE

The Pope is quiting.

Did he walk into God's Office and Quit?

Wonder if he got a buy out... 400 years in heaven, free rides in the POPEMOBILE and health insurance.

He claims He is "Just Too POOPED to POPE."

The only thing he asked for was that BETTY WHITE show up at his RETIREMENT PARTY

I mean OMG.......REALLY!

And he was a SHOE salesman.... Maybe she said her shoes were TOO TIGHT!  He said, "I could fix that!"

Christian Mingle THIS

Hey, What about that dating website
CHRISTIAN MINGLE dot com
They say, "FIND GOD'S MATCH FOR YOU"

Wait, doesn't GOD Trump the INTERNET?

Doesn't GOD have a bigger WEB than the INTERNET?

GOD doesn't even need a FACEBOOK Page!

Why do we need a Christian Website for Dating? 
Doesn't GOD just set up the whole deal?

Like did Joseph and Mary need a website?  I think they met on a DONKEY!

Find Christians near you!  Wait, Isn't that called A CHURCH!

WWW.God.Com

End of World omission

Harold Camping, the 90 year old radio evangelist, who predicted the World Will End on May 21, 2011

had a Stroke.  The world did not end as we know. 

I think Mr. Camping fell asleep while reading the scripture about the World Ending and did not see the last two words in the sentence....

"IT WILL BE THE FINAL DAYS AND THE BAD SEED IN THE WORLD SHALL DISSAPPEAR AND RAPTURE AND DEATH WILL PREVAIL AND THE WORLD
SHALL END 0N MAY 21, 2011
FOR YOU!"

 Oh.... I see what the problem was...
GOD Tweeted it to him and there were more than 140 Characters!

Bummer Dude

Workout in Times Square

LADY ATTACKED IN CHURCH.....peeew

Hey, I saw the video of the lady attacked and groped while praying in church. Video Camera's everywhere.. It was after midnite, the woman was praying alone.... I think the guy believed she was PRAYING FOR A MAN. He felt she was lonely. Most people would be sitting at MATCH.COM on the computer. This lady was in front of GOD. Old School. Glad they caught the guy.
She stabbed him in the neck with a pen THREE times...In the name of The Father, The Son and The HOOOLy Ghost. Who is not really a GHOST... But that's a nother B log