Showing posts with label RELIGION. Show all posts
Showing posts with label RELIGION. Show all posts

Sunday, September 17, 2017

The END is Here

A Christian numerologist claims that the world will end next Saturday when a planet will, supposedly, collide with Earth.
According to Christian numerologist David Meade, verses in Luke 21:25 to 26 are the sign that recent events, such as the recent solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse.
The verses read:
25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.'

"'26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.'

Sept. 23 is a date that was pinpointed using codes from the Bible, as well as a "date marker" in the pyramids of Giza in Egypt. 
Meade's views are not endorsed by Roman Catholic, Protestant or eastern Orthodox branches of Christianity.
Meade has built his theory on the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, which he believes will pass Earth on Sept. 23, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, according to British newspaper The Sun.
NASA has repeatedly said Planet X is a hoax.
For a certain branch of evangelical Christianity, Revelation 12:1–2, describes the beginning of what is known as the rapture and the second coming of Christ. 
The passage reads: "And a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of 12 stars. She was pregnant and was crying out in birth pains and the agony of giving birth."
In the passage, the woman is Virgo. On Sept. 23, both the sun and the moon will be in Virgo, as will the planet Jupiter. However, this occurrence happens naturally once every 12 years. There is also a rare alignment, known as "the Lion of the tribe of Judah," which the conspiracy theorists are hanging their hats on.
According to the Express, author Jonathan Sarfati wrote that the same planetary coincidence previously happened four times in the last millennium. 
"As usual with any astrology (or Christian adaptations of it), one cherry-picks the stars that fit the desired conclusion," Sarfati wrote, according to the Express. "There is nothing to suggest that 23 September is a momentous date for biblical prophecy, and Christians need to be careful about being drawn into such sensationalist claims."


Monday, July 02, 2012

Christian Mingle THIS

Hey, What about that dating website
CHRISTIAN MINGLE dot com
They say, "FIND GOD'S MATCH FOR YOU"

Wait, doesn't GOD Trump the INTERNET?

Doesn't GOD have a bigger WEB than the INTERNET?

GOD doesn't even need a FACEBOOK Page!

Why do we need a Christian Website for Dating? 
Doesn't GOD just set up the whole deal?

Like did Joseph and Mary need a website?  I think they met on a DONKEY!

Find Christians near you!  Wait, Isn't that called A CHURCH!

WWW.God.Com

Monday, June 27, 2011

Gay Marraige NY/NJ

New Jersey Govenor Chris Christie says Marriage is a Union between and A Man and A Woman.
In HIS case a very FAT MAN and A Woman!
(Did he say UNION?)

The Govenor said, "If God wanted Gays to marry he would have created more DIVORCE LAWYERS!"

Mitt Romney defines Marriage as a union between one man and five women.  None of which are named Sarah Palin!

Anthony Weiner defined Marriage as a union between one cell phone camera and any woman not working for Hillary Clinton on Twitter!

And finally, The Catholic Church came out against Gay Marriage saying It could not afford to pay for all of those Honeymoons for all of those Priests!



Tuesday, June 21, 2011

End of World omission

Harold Camping, the 90 year old radio evangelist, who predicted the World Will End on May 21, 2011
had a Stroke.  The world did not end as we know. 

I think Mr. Camping fell asleep while reading the scripture about the World Ending and did not see the last two words in the sentence....

"IT WILL BE THE FINAL DAYS AND THE BAD SEED IN THE WORLD SHALL DISSAPPEAR AND RAPTURE AND DEATH WILL PREVAIL AND THE WORLD
SHALL END 0N MAY 21, 2011
FOR YOU!"

 Oh.... I see what the problem was...
GOD Tweeted it to him and there were more than 140 Characters!

Bummer Dude