Honey Boo Boo Trump

Names of Stars released for CELEBRITY APPRENTICE Season.

First thing Donald Trump yelled was,
"What NO HONEY BOO BOO?!?!?!"

Mitt Romney has all his women in a BINDER. 
His favorite song is Bruce Springstein's
"BINDED by the LIGHT"

But He says He will not keep HIS DOG in a BINDER.
And no Mr. Romney

Sandra Bullock was not in "The Bind Side". 
I don't know what she did with JESSE JAMES in private...


 

Mitt ROMNEY's Dog

Hey. Don't get Mitt Romney MAD at you.

He won't
THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS

He will
PUT YOU ON TOP OF THE CAR!

Mitt, Newt and Steven Tyler

I think Mitt Romney should be running for the President of Switzerland!

Mitt Great-Grandfather, Miles Parker Romney, had too many wives and moved them to Mexico.

Mitt Romney has too many dollars and moved them to Switzerlan and The Caymen Islands!

And Newt Gingrich was a lobbyist with ethics violations who cheated on his wives.

And don't mess with his wife Callista.....

She will cut you man.... with her hair!

Hey, don't worry Republicans,

I heard that Steven Tyler will be ready to jump into the race right after he's fitted for his Wonder Bra.

Dude looks like a lady!

AND WORKERS

At work you can hold up this picture and yell out loud,

"Steven Tyler has bigger boobs than......" (stop and pause)

One girl, some girl will definitly yell out, "Me!"  

Girls know.  They just know.

Gay Marraige NY/NJ

New Jersey Govenor Chris Christie says Marriage is a Union between and A Man and A Woman.

In HIS case a very FAT MAN and A Woman!
(Did he say UNION?)

The Govenor said, "If God wanted Gays to marry he would have created more DIVORCE LAWYERS!"

Mitt Romney defines Marriage as a union between one man and five women.  None of which are named Sarah Palin!

Anthony Weiner defined Marriage as a union between one cell phone camera and any woman not working for Hillary Clinton on Twitter!

And finally, The Catholic Church came out against Gay Marriage saying It could not afford to pay for all of those Honeymoons for all of those Priests!