Honey Boo Boo Trump

Names of Stars released for CELEBRITY APPRENTICE Season.

First thing Donald Trump yelled was,
"What NO HONEY BOO BOO?!?!?!"

Mitt Romney has all his women in a BINDER. 
His favorite song is Bruce Springstein's
"BINDED by the LIGHT"

But He says He will not keep HIS DOG in a BINDER.
And no Mr. Romney

Sandra Bullock was not in "The Bind Side". 
I don't know what she did with JESSE JAMES in private...


 

CHARLIE SHEEN IN HOSPITAL

CHARLIE SHEEN was hospitalized after police found him with a SUITCASE full of CoCaine.
When asked Why he had a suitcase full of CoCaine CHARLIE said,     "Who carries BACK PACKS anymore!"

Keep an eye on the cute nurses around CHARLIE with a KEY to the DRUG CABINETS.  Keep an eye on the UGLY ONES too!
It is Charlie Sheen after all!

He'll be OK as long as he is not using the MICHAEL JACKSON PRESCRIPTION DRUG PLAN...

I'm not saying CHARLIE likes CoCaine alot but while he was at the hospital, he checked into Cosmetics and had a SECOND NOSE PUT ON.....

CHARLIE is now in REHAB.  He's thinks it is the perfect chance to HOOK UP with LINDSEY LOHAN..........
Charlie Sheen Da Vinci Shirt Sleeper in Navy w/ Light Blue Stripe (xl)
Classy & Bashful Pinup Girl Shirt (XL)

Larry's Retiring?!?!?!

Hey, Larry King announced he won't be doing his show on CNN anymore to spend more time at home. Did anyone tell his poor wife? Does she know? She's probably like, "Just what I need. This old dude hanging around the house all day. Thanks CNN!" "Hanging up his suspenders! That means his pants will be down all day.... OMG!"
Poor Lady