New POPE

The Pope is quiting.

Did he walk into God's Office and Quit?

Wonder if he got a buy out... 400 years in heaven, free rides in the POPEMOBILE and health insurance.

He claims He is "Just Too POOPED to POPE."

The only thing he asked for was that BETTY WHITE show up at his RETIREMENT PARTY

I mean OMG.......REALLY!

And he was a SHOE salesman.... Maybe she said her shoes were TOO TIGHT!  He said, "I could fix that!"

Larry's Retiring?!?!?!

Hey, Larry King announced he won't be doing his show on CNN anymore to spend more time at home. Did anyone tell his poor wife? Does she know? She's probably like, "Just what I need. This old dude hanging around the house all day. Thanks CNN!" "Hanging up his suspenders! That means his pants will be down all day.... OMG!"
Poor Lady