Gay Pot Marraige

Gay Marraige and Marijuana are being legalized all over the country.

Leviticus said in the Bible, " If a man lay with another man, he should be stoned!"

Legally, I think it's all working out!

I wonder what kind of rolling papers Leviticus used?

End of World omission

Harold Camping, the 90 year old radio evangelist, who predicted the World Will End on May 21, 2011

had a Stroke.  The world did not end as we know. 

I think Mr. Camping fell asleep while reading the scripture about the World Ending and did not see the last two words in the sentence....

"IT WILL BE THE FINAL DAYS AND THE BAD SEED IN THE WORLD SHALL DISSAPPEAR AND RAPTURE AND DEATH WILL PREVAIL AND THE WORLD
SHALL END 0N MAY 21, 2011
FOR YOU!"

 Oh.... I see what the problem was...
GOD Tweeted it to him and there were more than 140 Characters!

Bummer Dude