stand Up 2

I live in a pretty tough part of town.
All of the groceries at my local market have a 
Must STEAL by Date:
 Stamped on them!

Some people are so dumb 
They won't buy 2% milk because they think the bottle is 98% empty.....

My brother is real dumb
He got sick from Smoking Grass
and
Called The Lawn Doctor

Gay Pot Marraige

Gay Marraige and Marijuana are being legalized all over the country.

Leviticus said in the Bible, " If a man lay with another man, he should be stoned!"

Legally, I think it's all working out!

I wonder what kind of rolling papers Leviticus used?