Showing posts with label end of world. Show all posts
Showing posts with label end of world. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

End of World omission

Harold Camping, the 90 year old radio evangelist, who predicted the World Will End on May 21, 2011
had a Stroke.  The world did not end as we know. 

I think Mr. Camping fell asleep while reading the scripture about the World Ending and did not see the last two words in the sentence....

"IT WILL BE THE FINAL DAYS AND THE BAD SEED IN THE WORLD SHALL DISSAPPEAR AND RAPTURE AND DEATH WILL PREVAIL AND THE WORLD
SHALL END 0N MAY 21, 2011
FOR YOU!"

 Oh.... I see what the problem was...
GOD Tweeted it to him and there were more than 140 Characters!

Bummer Dude

Friday, May 13, 2011

END OF WORLD 9-21

I have some important statements now that we know
the world is ending on Saturday May 21, 2011.

Should I hold off on getting my shoes with a hole fixed?

I'm going to save soo much on Dental work I needed to have done!

Should I hold off on returning a NETFLIX? 
Maybe something to watch in the "Here After Lounge".

What's worse.... Social Security runs out May 21, 2036
And
Medicare ends on May 21, 2047....

I don't want to miss that!


See you IN CHURCH on SUNDAY!