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Showing posts with label news funny. Show all posts

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Hansel and Gretel

Is it not STRANGE that the movie poster for
Hansel and Gretel is a Graffic of a children's book
covered with BULLET HOLES?



Sign of the times I guess and Hollywood has no clue.....................................  Motion Pictures

Bullets have the best MOTION.  It's called SPIN!



Monday, July 02, 2012

Christian Mingle THIS

Hey, What about that dating website
CHRISTIAN MINGLE dot com
They say, "FIND GOD'S MATCH FOR YOU"

Wait, doesn't GOD Trump the INTERNET?

Doesn't GOD have a bigger WEB than the INTERNET?

GOD doesn't even need a FACEBOOK Page!

Why do we need a Christian Website for Dating? 
Doesn't GOD just set up the whole deal?

Like did Joseph and Mary need a website?  I think they met on a DONKEY!

Find Christians near you!  Wait, Isn't that called A CHURCH!

WWW.God.Com