Showing posts with label HOLLYWOOD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HOLLYWOOD. Show all posts

Friday, December 19, 2014

SONY Korea

HEY SONY

What if North Korea made a movie about killing Seth Rogan and James Franco and throw in George Clooney and a racist Sony Vice President for good measure?

HEY SONY

You made a movie about KILLING someone who is alive and REAL! 

Hello!  No matter how CRAZY he is...... 

I would be pissed if you made a movie about KILLING SOMEONE I KNOW or ME!

It's called FANTASY Hollywood!

Try It.......................................




Monday, June 03, 2013

WILL SMITH'S SON

First time Will Smith
opened a movie and was not Number one.
It was because of his son Jadin
.... Not a winner...
Not a Fresh Prince   at all

As a matter of fact, I think he looks like USHER!!!!!

Whazzzzzz Uppppppp

Should we call MAURY!!!!!!

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Hansel and Gretel

Is it not STRANGE that the movie poster for
Hansel and Gretel is a Graffic of a children's book
covered with BULLET HOLES?



Sign of the times I guess and Hollywood has no clue.....................................  Motion Pictures

Bullets have the best MOTION.  It's called SPIN!



Thursday, January 10, 2013

Young Oscar Noms

Hey
A lot of the OSCAR Nominees are very YOUNG.



MOST OSCAR PARTIES WILL BE AT

               CHUCK E CHEESE !!



 Indeed, this year sees the youngest-ever nominee for Best Actress in the form of Quvenzhané Wallis, 9, who was all of six years old when she filmed "Beasts of the Southern Wild." True, this year also sees the oldest-ever Best Actress nominee with Emmanuelle Riva, 85, for "Amour," but she's in something of a league of her own as compared to the other three nominees: Naomi Watts, 44; Jessica Chastain, 35; and Jennifer Lawrence, 22.

Notably missing from this list is Oscar veteran Meryl Streep, 63, who's nominated for a Golden Globe this year for her performance in "Hope Springs." Other female Golden Globe nominees this year include such industry seniors as Helen Mirren (for "Hitchcock"), Judi Dench (for "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel") and Maggie Smith (for "Quartet"), none of whom received Oscar nods.
Meanwhile, at 58, Denzel Washington is this year's oldest nominee for Best Actor, followed closely behind by 55-year-old Daniel Day-Lewis. The other nominees skewed younger with Hugh Jackman, 44; Joaquin Phoenix, 38; and Bradley Cooper, 38, whereas the Golden Globes skewed slightly older with noms for Richard Gere, 63, and Bill Murray, 62.
One notable exception to this phenomenon is in the Best Supporting Actor category, which completely mirrors its Golden Globes counterpart except for one major difference: Robert De Niro got an Oscar nom for his performance in "Silver Linings Playbook," whereas Leonardo DiCaprio got the Golden Globe. (This could be De Niro's revenge for Leo replacing him as director Martin Scorsese's unofficial muse, a sort of 20-years-later variation on the veteran actor terrorizing DiCaprio on screen in "This Boy's Life.")
Anyway, is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences having some sort of existential crisis? Was bringing in "Ted" funnyman Seth MacFarlane as this year's host just the first step in conjuring a younger, hipper awards show? This could also be seen as something of a betrayal, as the members of the Academy -- notorious for being "elder statesmen" in their own right -- snub their peers. Whatever's truly going on behind the scenes (if anything), it's nice to see Oscar turning back the clock a bit this year.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

LINDSEY ON THE GROUND

POOR Lyndsay Lohan .... She's my KIND A GIRL...
PASSED OUT!!!!!
It's so much easier that way...don't have to take her to a movie or
dinner at The Palm. Just PASSED OUT.
Go into the restaurant, "We don't need a table....
She'll just lay here on the floor."
Not much of a dancer when they're PASSED OUT...
Mainly slow dances but when you're done,
you don't have to find a chair!
She just lays on the floor. "Don't step on her!"
Dating is so much better that way...
AND no worry about A PARKING SPOT...
She just runs the car into a tree
and the VALET TOW TRUCK takes it away...
SOOOO COOOOOL...................
I LOVE HER