Kim jong il

North Korean Leader Kim jong il died.

He is no longer IL.

He is DEAD!

Best Quote:  I'm five foot three but nobody
F*****   with me!

SAAB out of business

Swedish automaker SAAB filed for bankruptcy today.

I dated a girl from Sweden

Everytime I rubbed her VOLVO...


She would SAAB..........................

TRUMP OUT

Donald Trump announced that he would not be holding the Presidential debate that only two candidates were going to show up.
Trump said, "I don't want to waist Newt's time and Rick Santorum's time and Donald Trump's time."

How about

WAISTING OUR TIME... DONNY BOY!
It never crossed his combed-over mind.....

MOVIES ARE DOWN

Movie viewership in theatres in the US is down for the second week in a row to levels of the day after the 9-11 attacks.  I have a really big friend who goes to movies alot because the popcorn machine is bigger than his house.  I think they even count him as TWO People.

Maybe people don't like sitting in a dark room next to people who are not FACEBOOK Freinds.

The last movie I saw was rated TWO THUMBS DOWN.
The review said, "Even two really big Viagaras could not make those THUMBS GO UP!"

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Warhorse 4 Holidays

I heard about this play and movie called "Warhorse"!

I remember I had something like that when I was in the Army.

Oh, I'm sorry.....

Those were War Whores... Women who took money for sex when I was overseas blowing up their country.

One was called WHINNIE as I recall!

I rode some of them Horseback...If you know what I mean.

I drew the line when they pulled out THE WHIP!

It was like they thought I was OUT TO STUD!