Texting for OLD PEOPLE

Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).

Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snotty nosed kids), now, finally us long-suffering seniors have our own texting codes!

Texting for Seniors as follows:ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WTP - Where are the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help!GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

JESUS Married

New evidence came out that claims JESUS was married.  If JESUS got married, what would you get him for a Wedding Present?

What do you get for the Son of God and his new wife?

Some souls?  Planet Earth?  A couple of new robes?
How about a new Donkey with GPS?  Some water that He could turn into wine for the party?

He is a Carpenter....Maybe a gift card from The Rome Depot!

Another question
Did they meet on Christian Mingle dot Bible?

And if anyone thinks they want to RIOT after this blog, how about just putting a NASTY remark in the COMMENTS SECTION instead.  

Gwen Steffani Question????

Has She CHANGED CLOTHES since 1990?

Labor Day

Hey LABOR DAY
Why are we celebrating LABOR Day?
Why is LABOR Day a Holiday Anymore?

12% of Americans are UNION Workers

12%  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't we call it  BIG BOSSES DAY!!!!!

or

RICH GUYS RULE Day!!!!!!!!!!

or

Guy with MONEY Does Not PAY TAXES Day!!!!!

LABOR DAY??????  Get me my Horse and Buggy   WTF