The reasons why General David Patraeus said he Cheated with Paula Broadwell:
His WEE WEE went AWOL
She really knew how to DEPLOY his TROOP
She was like a TERRORIST in BED
They both went to BOOTIE CAMP
She always made his THINGY stand at ATTENTION
Her BOOBIES were TRAPS
She liked the SIZE of his UNIT
She thought he was a Great TAILGUNNER
He got excited when she would AIR STRIP
She liked it when he showed her his WEAPON
Although he was a GENERAL he would DO HER in PRIVATE
His DRONE was LONG but he did not like to Fort BRAGG
And Finally, Women in COMBAT !!! That will make it really EXCITING !!!
And P.S. Tell Manti Te'o
"The Real Ones are TWICE as much TROUBLE!
She really knew how to DEPLOY his TROOP
She was like a TERRORIST in BED
They both went to BOOTIE CAMP
She always made his THINGY stand at ATTENTION
Her BOOBIES were TRAPS
She liked the SIZE of his UNIT
She thought he was a Great TAILGUNNER
He got excited when she would AIR STRIP
She liked it when he showed her his WEAPON
Although he was a GENERAL he would DO HER in PRIVATE
His DRONE was LONG but he did not like to Fort BRAGG
And Finally, Women in COMBAT !!! That will make it really EXCITING !!!
Where do I sign up
And P.S. Tell Manti Te'o
"The Real Ones are TWICE as much TROUBLE!
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