Erect Weiner

I meant ELECT Weiner.  Anthony Weiner, disgraced candidate for Mayor of New York City.
I said Candidate... not... Can He Date!

He has not had an erection in a long time...I mean an Election...

If Weiner wins, The City would suffer erectile dysfunction.... I mean Electile Dysfunction....

He wishes his erection were held today... I mean his Election.....

He said, "It may be hard to win
... but at least it will be hard!"

Kidnap Jodi Arias

It would have been cool if this Castro guy in Cleveland

who kidnapped the three girls and kept them for ten years actually kidnapped Jodi Arias.  

She would have stabbed his ass 60 times, chopped of his head  and then shot him 20 times just for the fun of it in the first week!   

Castro would have definitely put Jodi in the "Please Re-Kidnap This Person" section of Craig's List after a couple of days.  


Jodi would of had Castro and the other guys chained up in the basement and not let them have a single friend on Facebook for years.

 She could be really mean sometimes.