Monday, June 16, 2014

Stand up 1

Hockey is sooooo boring!  They don't have a TWO MINUTE WARNING.  
They have a Two HOUR WARNING.  
WARNING!  Two More Hours of HOCKEY!

With girls, I can hold my own!  
Which is what they usually wind up telling me to do!

Is it your Golden Years when you have more TOES than TEETH?

Arthritis is when you are stiff everywhere in your body except WHERE YOU NEED IT THE MOST!  Viagra

This guy had an a really sharp lawyer.  
He had a rape charge reduced to tailgating!
Sorry


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