Hip Hop Night Dance Vid

Thank you SELFIE

Thank God for 

THE SELFIE

Now self-involved people don't bug us to take their picture all the time anymore!

Sleepy

Did you ever notice that every other day SLEEPY'S
is having a 
ONE DAY MATRESS SALE !!!


I want to die asleep like my
GRANDFATHER!

Not sceaming in TERROR 
like the passengers in HIS CAR!

I married 
MS. RIGHT!

I just didn't know
her first name was ALWAYS!!!!!!

stand Up 2

I live in a pretty tough part of town.
All of the groceries at my local market have a 
Must STEAL by Date:
 Stamped on them!

Some people are so dumb 
They won't buy 2% milk because they think the bottle is 98% empty.....

My brother is real dumb
He got sick from Smoking Grass
and
Called The Lawn Doctor