Trump Bald

                          Donald Trump 

Wants to change America's Symbol  

From the Bald Eagle 

To the 

Really Good Comb Over Eagle!

Mad at TRUMP

The head of the Republican Party, Reince Priebus is really mad at Donald Trump!   He hasen't been this mad since he found out his name was
Reince Priebus......

At the Olympics I heard the crowd yell, "Go Hungary!"

I thought they were yelling GO HUNGRY!
Meaning ... don't eat any Brazilian food... 

The guy who owns HOSTESS CUPCAKES bought the PLAYBOY MANSION!

They say that it will not be the first time though for HO HOs and DING DONGS to be floating in THE POOL!