Mad at TRUMP

The head of the Republican Party, Reince Priebus is really mad at Donald Trump!   He hasen't been this mad since he found out his name was
Reince Priebus......

At the Olympics I heard the crowd yell, "Go Hungary!"

I thought they were yelling GO HUNGRY!
Meaning ... don't eat any Brazilian food... 

The guy who owns HOSTESS CUPCAKES bought the PLAYBOY MANSION!

They say that it will not be the first time though for HO HOs and DING DONGS to be floating in THE POOL!

New York Election

The New York City Erection.... I mean Election has Anthony Wiener who was texting his Penis to everybody last time he was elected...

Eliot Spitzer, who was putting his Wiener into all kinds of prostitutes

when he was Governor and Married

And

The Madam , 
may I call you Madam,

Kristen Davis, who got Spitzer his girls is also in the Race!


New York City will have to make ONE CHANGE because of these candidates

The Mayor's Residence will no longer be called

                              Gracie Mansion 

It will now be called

THE PLAYBOY MANSION!!


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Playboy Mansion Spanx

Health officials on Saturday were investigating complaints of illnesses that a media report said affected dozens of people after a fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.
WAS IT CHLAMYDIA??  
You never know what STDs could be hanging out around that mansion!

Hugh Heffner has some STDs that are soo old...He got them from Christopher Colombus's wife! 

ALSO

The Sunday morning news show "MEET THE PRESS" is now sponsored by SPANX SHAPEWEAR!
They changed the name of the show to
 "PRESS THE MEAT".

Also

SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOPS are suing another sandwich shop for using the term "FOOTLONG"

My nickname with the Ladies is "FOOTLONG"

Not because I have a BIG DING DONG but because I have really LOOOONG FEET!