Showing posts with label funny election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny election. Show all posts

Friday, May 05, 2017

Hot for Teacher

Brigitte Macron is the wife of Emmanuel Macron man running for French President.
On 22 June 1974, she married the banker André-Louis Auzière, with whom she had three children that include a daughter named Laurence.
Brigitte then taught French and Latin at La Providence, a Jesuit high school in Amiens. It was at that high school that she and Emmanuel Macron first met. 
He attended her literature classes and she was in charge of the theater class he attended. Their romance was not typical, starting when he was just 14 years old, as she was his senior by 24 years and 8 months, and Macron has described it as "a love often clandestine, often hidden". 

The school kept them separate but they were still in love.

At age 15, Macron left that school and told her, "One day I will return and marry you."

She divorced her husband in 2006 and married Macron in 2007.

They have been described as a wonderful, loving couple but the only problem with Emmanuel is that he finds that he always has to eat dinner at "Outback Steakhouse" at 3pm everyday.  

HE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 19, 2013

New York Election

The New York City Erection.... I mean Election has Anthony Wiener who was texting his Penis to everybody last time he was elected...


Eliot Spitzer, who was putting his Wiener into all kinds of prostitutes
when he was Governor and Married
And

The Madam , 
may I call you Madam,
Kristen Davis, who got Spitzer his girls is also in the Race!


New York City will have to make ONE CHANGE because of these candidates

The Mayor's Residence will no longer be called
                              Gracie Mansion 

It will now be called




THE PLAYBOY MANSION!!


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