Monday, February 14, 2011

Playboy Mansion Spanx

Health officials on Saturday were investigating complaints of illnesses that a media report said affected dozens of people after a fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.
WAS IT CHLAMYDIA??  
You never know what STDs could be hanging out around that mansion!

Hugh Heffner has some STDs that are soo old...He got them from Christopher Colombus's wife! 

ALSO

The Sunday morning news show "MEET THE PRESS" is now sponsored by SPANX SHAPEWEAR!
They changed the name of the show to
 "PRESS THE MEAT".

Also

SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOPS are suing another sandwich shop for using the term "FOOTLONG"

My nickname with the Ladies is "FOOTLONG"

Not because I have a BIG DING DONG but because I have really LOOOONG FEET!

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