We are commemorating the death 20 years ago of John C. Lillley who led the first study for communicating with Dolphins. His last words were, "EEeeeee Eee Eee Eeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeee!" Or as Clint Eastwood once told his maid. "Go ahead.....Make my bed!" Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Afghanistan and Pakistan should forget all their differences and live together under one guy named STAN! Stan is the Man! If you can't fix it call STAN! Finally, I found a great way to make money. Use Dollar Coupons at the 99 Cents store!
The World's Eight Richest Men Are Now as Wealthy as Half of the World's Population Just eight individuals, all men, own as much wealth as the poorest half of the world's population, OXFAM said in a report on Monday calling the gap "obscene". There are 7 Billion people in the world. I am richer than half of the people on the Unemployment Line!
Nicole Kidman just said that Americans should start supporting Donald Trump. I think she is still in the movie EYES WIDE SHUT. Make Tom Cruise president next. At least the head of your religion. Botox for the brain.
2017 is about to arrive and it is time to turn our lives around with a whole host of simple but important changes that will make us happier, richer and less of a disappointment to our families.
Every single one of the following New Year’s resolutions are entirely achievable and will help out your relationships, bank balance, work and your social life.
Now, we all know and accept that we won’t do any of these past about January 21st, but let’s at least try shall we? At least for a bit…
1. Ensure that when you say ‘one more drink’ you are not lying.
2. Stop being annoyed that you missed the Tube. There is another one in 120 seconds.
3. Don’t get Ubers for journeys you can walk in 15 minutes.
4. Turn off Tinder and try to talk to people in real life.
5. Stop taking photos of yourself that could lead to you being sacked/arrested.
6. When you say ‘Let’s meet up soon’, actually do it.
7. Become so organised with your laundry that you don’t have to sniff pants you’ve picked up off the floor to see if they are clean enough to wear again.
8. Never again go back to a boy/girl’s house you’re not really into just because you can’t be arsed to get the night bus home.
9. Give up the ‘I only smoke when I’m drunk’ social smoking habit you’ve had since you were a student
10. No more power-drinking at parties to make up for lack of confidence.
11. Download the Headspace app and meditate every day.
12. Turn your bedroom into a sanctuary with candles, amazing stylish textiles and no electronics.
13. Use your trainers to exercise three times a week instead of just buying them because they make you look cool.
14. Eat sensible wholesome food before going out instead of drinking on an empty stomach and hitting Cornwall Pasty Company hard at the train station on the way home.
15. Just look at your bank balance – refusing to doesn’t mean you have more money.
16. Stop obsessing over text messages he/she sends you and just live your life. If they want to text, they will.
17. Open all the hateful mail that comes in scary brown envelopes and deal with it straight away.
18. Make packed lunches for work every day.
19. Delete the Facebook app from your phone and only log in to check it once a day.
20. Don’t overthink everything. Sometimes it’s ok for things to go wrong or people to not like you.
21. Go to work without a hangover at least twice a week.
22. Buy nice drinks rather than the cheapest ones – you’ll drink less, enjoy it more and have less of a hangover…What’s that? Four Messer Schmitts for a fiver?
23. Go somewhere interesting on holiday – flights are cheap
24. If you like it, buy it and wear it – you’re allowed to wear hats if you want for crying out loud!
25. Call your mum – it’s boring but she’ll like it
Steve Gleason, the onetime New Orleans Saint now stricken with incurable ALS, remains one of the NFL’s most inspiring figures for the way he has fought the ravages of his disease. ALS has taken Gleason’s mobility and his voice, but it hasn’t touched his sense of humor, as evidenced Sunday afternoon.
“BREAKING,” the wheelchair bound Gleason wrote on Twitter, “Steve Gleason had more rushing yards than Reggie Bush this season.”
Ouch! Gleason and Bush were teammates earlier in Bush’s career, so you have to figure this was a bit of good-natured ribbing. Then again, Bush did make the well-intentioned but cringeworthy comment that he hoped Gleason would enjoy a "speedy recovery" from the incurable disease.
Regardless, Gleason is one of the good ones. Bravo to him for still making the world a little better and a little funnier, even at his own expense.View image on Twitter
