Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Odd Statue

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An Australian Catholic school was forced to cover up a “suggestive” statue — of a saint handing a young boy bread.
Blackfriars Priory School in Adelaide apologized Wednesday for the recently completed granite work depicting St. Martin de Porres holding a loaf of bread close to his groin, as a child reaches out for it.
Upon arrival, the three-dimensional statue was deemed by the [school] to be potentially suggestive,” Simon Cobiac, principal of the boys school, wrote on their Facebook page. “As a consequence, the statue was immediately covered and a local sculptor has been commissioned to re-design it.”
The sculpture, honoring the patron saint of all those seeking racial harmony, was commissioned from an artist in Vietnam and designs were approved by the school’s executive committee in May.
School executives only recognized its risqué nature after it arrived and decided to cover it with a black tarp until a local artist can “substantially” alter it, Cobiac wrote.
The principal apologized for any “concerns and publicity” generated by the work, which was unveiled Friday and quickly posted to a popular Adelaide Instagram page, where it attracted hundreds of comments, local news site Adelaide Now reported.
This is the first time bread had been unappealing to me in my whole life,” one commenter wrote.
Who designed that… surely someone has to say ‘mmm big mistake,’” wrote another.
The account also posted their own altered versions of the work replacing the loaf of bread with everything from a Subway sandwich and candy bar to a photo of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
The work portrayed St. Martin de Porres, a Dominican priest who lived in Peru until his death in 1639.
He was noted for establishing a children’s hospital and orphanage and was believed to have the ability to communicate with animals and cure the sick instantly.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Cyndi Lauper Infected

I saw some kind of Drug Commercial on TV and the announcer said,

"Stop taking this drug if you have an Infection, Inflammatory Bowel Disease or if your hair starts looking like Cyndi Lauper's."



Friday, November 10, 2017

I married my Mother

An Oklahoma woman who married her biological mother has pleaded guilty to incest.
Court records show 26-year-old Misty Spann of Duncan pleaded guilty Tuesday in Stephens County District Court. Under the deal, she was sentenced to 10 years of probation.

Her mother, 44-year-old Patricia Spann, has pleaded not guilty to incest.
Prosecutors say the two married in 2016. Court records show the marriage was annulled last month at the request of Misty Spann on the grounds of fraud and illegality.
Patricia Spann has said she thought the marriage was legal because she had lost custody of her daughter and two sons years ago and isn't listed on their birth certificates.
Prosecutors say Patricia Spann also married one of her sons. That marriage was annulled in 2010.


Thursday, November 09, 2017