Bin Laden Replacement

This guy kinda looks like Bin Laden.  Like a younng Osama!
Good Replacement

Just put some Glasses on him


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..BRIDGEPORT, Conn. - Police say a five-year-old Connecticut boy brought 50 packets of heroin to school for show and tell, and his stepfather has been arrested.

The father was arrested because that school was really HIP and wanted 60 Bags of HEROIN for Show and Tell.  It was more like a Show and Fall Asleep in your chair class.

Bridgeport police tell the Connecticut Post that 35-year-old Santos Roman went to the Barnum School on Monday to retrieve the drugs and found police waiting for him.

Final Point, NEVER GO TO SCHOOL TO RETRIEVE BAGS OF HEROIN.
  Go for a lunch bag, a school bag but not a HEROIN Bag!

Cooked Husband

A woman in Pakistan is accused of Killing and Cooking her husband.  I think he's dead. 

In her defense, It was Thanksgiving and she did think he was a "Real Turkey!" 

She said nobody had "Stuffed" anything or anybody.  Hannibal Lecter came to dinner and there were no leftovers.