Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts

Monday, February 19, 2018

FART PLANE

Sometimes plane travel really stinks.
A flight from Dubai to Amsterdam had to make an emergency landing in Vienna after a fight broke out because one of the passengers wouldn’t stop breaking wind.
The fart-induced fracas happened Feb. 11 aboard Transavia Airlines Flight HV6902 when two men sitting next to an apparently very flatulent man raised a stink about his repeated gas attacks, according to Fox News.
When the alleged perpetrator didn’t stop, his disgusted seatmates reportedly complained to the airline crew, who apparently did nothing.
Instead, the captain issued a warning to the two complainants, accusing them of noisy and aggressive behavior and making threats, according to the NL Times.
When the freedom-from-flatulence fighters wouldn’t stop griping about their fellow passenger, a fight broke out on the plane, according to the Dutch language newspaper De Telegraaf.
The pilots then made an emergency stop in Vienna and removed the complainants, but apparently not the farting man. Two women sitting in the same row as the angry men were also forced off the plane as well.
All four people reportedly shared Dutch and Moroccan ancestry, but the two women claim they were simply sitting in the same row as the men involved with the incident.
The women are now taking the Dutch budget airline to court, according to the Metro.
“We had nothing to do with the whole disturbance. We distance ourselves from that. Do they sometimes think that all Moroccans cause problems? That’s why we do not let it sit,” one of the women said, according to De Telegraaf. ”We had no idea who these boys were, we just had the bad luck to be in the same row and we didn’t do anything.”
“All I will say is that the crew were really provocative and stirred things up,” she added.
None of the passengers kicked off the plane were arrested because they had not broken any Austrian laws. However, they have been banned from flying Transavia Airlines in the future.
HuffPost reached out to Transavia Airlines, which did not immediately respond. The airline did offer this statement to De Telegraaf that was translated by the NL Times:
Our crew must ensure a safe flight. If passengers pose a risk, they immediately intervene. Our people are trained for that. They know very well where the boundaries are. Transavia therefore stands squarely behind the cabin crew and the pilots.

The airline has reportedly filed a police report about the incident in the Netherlands said it was “open to a conversation with these women.”

Friday, November 26, 2010

CHARLIE SHEEN ESCORTS TSA X-RAYS

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT NEW
TSA AIRPORT SCREENINGS ARE
BEING DONE    WOMAN

ON WOMAN........
AND MAN

ON MAN

I THINK THAT CREATES

A LARGE AMOUNT OF JOBS

FOR THE HOMO

SEXUAL COMMUNITY

IN THESE HARD TIMES.













MOST COVETED POSITION!





CHIEF TESTICAL AGENT IS THE

THE TSA'S NEW POLICY IS NOT

    

DON'T ASK   DON'T TELL         BUT

      
 



 



 



YOU CAN TELL ALL YOU WANT......



I'M STILL GETTING
PAID FOR THIS !!!!!!

    

I WAS HOPING

A LADY AGENT WOULD

 




AND MAYBE I MIGHT

PAT ME DOWN ...

  


 

HAVE TO SLIP $10.00 
 

INTO HER

GUN BELT !!


THESE ARE THE TOP SECRET

TSA GOVERNMENT X-RAYS
  
 
THIS GUY TRIED TO SMUGGLE
A KNIFE ON-BOARD !
THIS LADY TRIED TO AVOID
THE BEVERAGE CHARGE !




HERE ARE THE SECRET TSA X-RAYS
 OF CHARLIE SHEEN'S ESCORTS
(PLEASE GROPE)


GRACIE
SABLE
TIFFANY
BRISTOL
AMBER





OH LA LA
PENNY







I NEED A CIGARETTE AFTER THAT !!!!!!!!