LINDSEY ON THE GROUND

POOR Lyndsay Lohan .... She's my KIND A GIRL...
PASSED OUT!!!!!
It's so much easier that way...don't have to take her to a movie or
dinner at The Palm. Just PASSED OUT.
Go into the restaurant, "We don't need a table....
She'll just lay here on the floor."
Not much of a dancer when they're PASSED OUT...
Mainly slow dances but when you're done,
you don't have to find a chair!
She just lays on the floor. "Don't step on her!"
Dating is so much better that way...
AND no worry about A PARKING SPOT...
She just runs the car into a tree
and the VALET TOW TRUCK takes it away...
SOOOO COOOOOL...................
I LOVE HER