I did Stand Up Comedy at some club downtown, I forget the name.
That was my problem with Stand Up
I couldn't remember the jokes.
I'd say, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Everyone would look at me.
And I would say, " No, I really don't remember. I'm really asking you...
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
I HOPED maybe one of you might have the ANSWER!"
NEXT JOKE
"Why did the CUE CARD GUY take a BREAK?
No, really....why?"
I wasn't a big hit at the club
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