I was talking to a person from the Chamber of Commerce for the entertainment resort town of BRANSON, Missouri and she said, "Branson was loosing business and people were not coming anymore."
I said, "When I come should I bring some money for GAMBLING..."
She said, "No, there is no GAMBLING or DRINKING in BRANSON. It's a dry town."
I said, "No Gambling or Drinking, No wonder there is no business. Why would anyone go there?"
She said, "Don't worry, We still have CRACK and PROSTITUTION."
I said, "I'll book my flight tonite!"
The City's MOTTO is, "What Happens in Branson....
GETS the HELL OUT OF BRANSON IMMEDIATELY!"
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