NATURAL GAS

I have a HALF BROTHER.......
He's only TWO FEET, NINE INCHES TALL

I want to move to France. You can get a face transplant there.
I want the BRAD PITT MODEL
If you get it in the next 30 DAYS
You get a FREE BABY from AFRICA

I saw a phone number for a Natural Gas Company
1-800-I GOT GAS
The local Prune Juice company's number is
1-800-I GOT POOP
Liquor company
1-800-I GOT DRUNK
Mick Jaggers Phone Number
1-800 I GOT VIAGRA