Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Vagina Chrysler

A surgeon in Maryland removed a donated kidney through a woman's VAGINA! Medical costs are so high they removed the woman's wallet through her ANUS! Ouch!

Chrysler Motor Cars is offering their employees $50,000 and a new car if the quit. I know what I would do...I would take the money, jump in the free car, grab some beer and drive to Las Vegas. I'd probably be walking home poor in three hours ... and I'd be out of work.....