Monday, June 20, 2011

Arnold Has It MAID

Arnold Schwartzenegger had sex with the maid


Dominique Strauss-Kahn from the IMF Fund forced sex on a maid in his $3000 a night Manhattan hotel room.
Egyptian banker Mahmoud Abdel Salam Omar assaulted a maid in a cheaper $900 dollar a night hotel room two weeks later.

Why do old rich guys who have beautiful wives need to have sex with the maid?

These guys just want to have sex with someone who can clean up after them.
Is that you Mom?  No, it's your MAID!

Maybe it's a Drool think...  Things keep dripping out of your mouth when you hit a certain age.
It's nice to have someone near who can whipe it up!

The hot new pick up-line is, "Would you like to come up to my room?
And clean it!!!"

It's not that these women give great HEAD, they give great VACUUM!

These guys don't ask, "Is she great in bed?"
They ask, "Is she great at making up the bed?"

And excuse me but does Arnold's maid look alot like
the OCTOMOM'S MOM

He's lucky she stopped at ONE

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