WALL STREET HURRICANE

Hurricaine Irene became a Tropical Storm when it hit lower Manhattan.

Even Hurricaines get DOWNGRADED when they hit WALLSTREET!

Hurricaine Fire Island

So many people refused to leave FIRE ISLAND, NY for Hurricaine Irene.

The main reason was because the male residents heard that there was a MAN DATE on the Island!

And they heard people would be
HUNKERING DOWN
and all Island residents got excited thinking this
"HUNKERING THING"
could be done in a SPEEDO!

JUST KIDDING LADIES!

SWITCHED AT BIRTH

Two Mothers gave birth in Australia to boys at the same hospital nearly at the same time.

Due to a nurse's mistake, the boys were switched and each boy Breast Fed from the other boy's Mom
instead of their own.

A shocked official from the hospital was very relieved when the error was discovered saying, "This explains why such young infant boys both had an Erection!"

Simon Cowell COLD

Simon Cowell said when he dies he does not want to be buried or creamated.

That's great cause he's HALF WAY THERE ALREADY!

Hey Look "ROCKY" Cowell..........

U S DOWNGRADE

America was just DOWNGRADED Economy wise......

And a survey came out that said AMERICAN Tweeners

age 9-11 VALUE ...............................................

FAME as the #1 THING IN LIFE.........

30 Years ago FAME was listed as #16

as the most important thing in life

by American Kids age 9-11.

They say the FAME FACTOR is not a "worked for FAME"

i.e. Acting School.... Engineering....etc.

In San Diego American Kids got buried in 10 feet of sand while building a SAND CASTLE.

They had to be dug out and rescued.

While building a SAND CASTLE!

There was a fake GUN SCARE at VIRGINIA TECH

by a young person.

Very Funny .... Yuk Yuk.......................YUK

And to take it one step further overseas....

a fake bomb was strapped to a young Australian millionaire that turned out to be fake.....

YOUTH!!!!

Best of LUCK!!!!!