Simon Cowell COLD

Simon Cowell said when he dies he does not want to be buried or creamated.

That's great cause he's HALF WAY THERE ALREADY!

Hey Look "ROCKY" Cowell..........

Susan Boyle Naked

At the airport they asked me if I had any HAZZARDOUS MATERIALS

I told them I did

I had naked pictures of SUSAN BOYLE !!!!!!!!!