Davy Jones of The Monkees died. Hey, Hey a Dead Monkee. People thought he Monkeed around. He was too busy playin... Too put anybody down
And it came out that Tiger Woods wanted to be a Navy Seal if not a Pro Golfer.
Problem was The Navy Seals didn't have enough LADIES in it.
The Leader of The Texas 7 Prison-Break Gang was put to death today.
Oh, by the way, they go by the name of The Texas 6 That Didn't-Really-Break-out-of-prison Gang now.
And what's with this Danica Patrick? Has she ever won a race? Is she just one big walking Go Daddy dot com advertisment? She crashed in the second lap this time. This morning she crashed leaving her garage. We might have to check her license!
And it came out that Tiger Woods wanted to be a Navy Seal if not a Pro Golfer.
Problem was The Navy Seals didn't have enough LADIES in it.
The Leader of The Texas 7 Prison-Break Gang was put to death today.
Oh, by the way, they go by the name of The Texas 6 That Didn't-Really-Break-out-of-prison Gang now.
And what's with this Danica Patrick? Has she ever won a race? Is she just one big walking Go Daddy dot com advertisment? She crashed in the second lap this time. This morning she crashed leaving her garage. We might have to check her license!
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