Donald Trump Golfing

Dead Monkee

Davy Jones of The Monkees died.  Hey, Hey a Dead Monkee.  People thought he Monkeed around.  He was too busy playin...  Too put anybody down

And it came out that Tiger Woods wanted to be a Navy Seal if not a Pro Golfer.
Problem was The Navy Seals didn't have enough LADIES in it.

The Leader of The Texas 7 Prison-Break Gang was put to death today.
Oh, by the way, they go by the name of The Texas 6 That Didn't-Really-Break-out-of-prison Gang now.

And what's with this Danica Patrick?  Has she ever won a race?  Is she just one big walking Go Daddy dot com advertisment?  She crashed in the second lap this time.  This morning she crashed leaving her garage.  We might have to check her license!

Tiger Woods Golf Party

I was playing TIGER WOODS VIDEO GAME GOLF and it was cool but I think they should have you going out after the match with TIGER.  Pickin up the hookers or texting your secret sweetie.
I don't want to play golf so much as I want to PARTY afterwards with TIGER.
Now that's a VIDEO GAME I'll pay BIG money for..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HuetBCgDt0
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