Bieber HOT

It is Soooooooooo HOT!

It is Hotter than Jerry Sandusky tickeling Justin Bieber in a shower after a Penn State Game...

Hot!

China sent the first lady into space.

Her father wanted a boy!

A guy got caught making Meth in the bathroom of a WALMART Store.

It was the only thing in the store made in AMERICA!

Heat Alert Use Mass Transit.

MASS Transit.....Is that how Catholics go back and forth to church?

Palin Mccain Today

Hey
If they did one thing in their career
Sarah Palin and John McCain
 got their KIDS JOBS on TELEVISION!

Lindsay Lohan Question

Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche into the back of a dump truck.

The big question is

What the Hell was that Truck doing there??????


Bad Truck Driver!

Lindsay can't think of everything now can she?!?!?

Why was that stupid Truck in front of her? 

She has been so good.  She hasen't been in trouble in like a Month!

I have the car for her...............................

Zombie Apocalypse Advice

A man in Miami happens upon a homeless man on the sidewalk and chews off 75% of his face in an 18-minute attack. The attacker's mother later says her son is not a zombie as portrayed in the media.

Authorities in Canada have launched a massive manhunt for a suspect after a severed hand was sent to Canada's Liberal Party, a foot to the Conservatives and a torso was stuffed in a suitcase and tossed in the trash of the Montreal apartment building where he lived.

A Maryland man admits to killing his housemate, cutting him up, then eating his heart and part of his brain.

A New Jersey man rips his torso open and throws bits of his intestines at police, according to the Bergen Record.


Here's some advice...................

Don't sleep near any SALT and PEPPER shakers.

Elvis Presley did not sing "LOVE ME TENDER-IZED"

If someone asks you out to DINNER make sure YOU are not on the MENU.

Remember Victor is your COUSIN not your CUISINE.

Just because SHE's A CRAB does not mean that you EAT HER.

Don't pick your nose.  And don't pick anyone else's nose or BRAINS or INTESTINES.

Have the Chicken Fingers not the HUMAN FINGERS.

If the waiter brings you ribs.  Make sure they were not surgically removed from THE BUSBOY.
And finally, leave the restaurant immediaetly if Jeffrey Dalmer and Hannibal Lector are dining next to you.

One last question......Does it count if I BITE MY NAILS?