SLEEP NUMBER

Hey!  You know those SLEEP NUMBER BEDS?

Have you seen the commercials?

I have my SLEEP NUMBER!

My SLEEP NUMBER is 


6




6 Glasses of VODKA!

New IPad

IPad sales are flat and APPLE is releaseing a new almost 13 inch IPad.  I can't wait til I can carry around the new 55 Inch IPad TV.

And then a NINE YEAR old girl shot the GUN PUSHER!

OOOPS!  Those who live by the sword, DIE by the UZI!

ERROR!  ERROR!  Maybe the child should be older!  12!  What benefit did the NINE YEAR old get from shooting an UZI?

At least she didn't put the ICE BUCKET on him!
That would have really hurt!  

Ice Bucket Challenge

I am so sorry but I must be the only person who has not taken the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

But I did take the Kentucky Fried Chicken BUCKET Challenge.

If someone pours ICE WATER over my head I better be passed out drunk at the super market.

Could you mix a little Vodka in that ice water.

And a Lime

Around 10 AM....

The last Ice Bucket Challenge I had
was in a hotel room and 

I POPPED MY CORK!

Or was it 
I PULLED my PORK

That menu was in a different language

Sorry!