Ice Bucket Challenge

I am so sorry but I must be the only person who has not taken the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

But I did take the Kentucky Fried Chicken BUCKET Challenge.

If someone pours ICE WATER over my head I better be passed out drunk at the super market.

Could you mix a little Vodka in that ice water.

And a Lime

Around 10 AM....

The last Ice Bucket Challenge I had
was in a hotel room and 

I POPPED MY CORK!

Or was it 
I PULLED my PORK

That menu was in a different language

Sorry!

Drunk Doctor

I got a bad ear infection. 
I asked the Drunken Doctor why and he said,
"You got infected mainly because you're full of shit!"

I told the Drunk Doctor that I thought I was growing Whiskers.
He asked if I had ice for the Whiskey.

I told him I had a CRAMP and PAIN and the Drunk Doctor said,
"That Champaigne better be chilled!"

And guy came in and said he was SHOT!
The Drunk Doctor said, "Make that a DOUBLE SHOT for me baby!"

A woman came in with a bad cut and the Drunk Doctor told me,
"It's just BLOODY MARY. And I don't make much of a CELERY!"

Then a guy came in and said he stepped on something sharp
The Drunk Doctor knew immediately He had a RUSTY NAIL.

Someone was pounding in the office next to the Drunk Doctor and he said it was HARVEY WALLBANGER.

By the way, the nurse in the Drunk Doctor's office is named MARGARITA!