How to WIN LOTTERY

Here are things to do to win the lottery.  

Odds are 1 in 175 Million!

Better chance of being hit Crossing the Street

Being drafted by THE NBA

Crushed by an ASTROID is 1 in 700, 000

Having an 11th TOE

Being struck by an AIRPLANE falling from the sky..... TWICE

DIE/OR KILL someone driving to buy the lottery ticket   1 in 33 million

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Dying from being struck by lightning

Odds: 1 in 3 million

Source: Harvard School of Public Health

The chances of being hit by lightning at all over an 80-year lifetime are 1 in 10,000, according to the National Weather Service.

Drowning — or other beach-related fatalities

Odds: 1 in 2 million

Source: Florida Museum of Natural History, based on U.S. beach injury statistics in 2000

Being attacked by a shark

Odds: 1 in 11.5 million

Source: Florida Museum of Natural History

Dying from a bee sting

Odds: 1 in 6.1 million

Source: Harvard School of Public Health

Dying in a plane crash

Odds: 1 in 11 million

Source: PBS' "Nova," based on data from the U.S. Department of Transportation

Becoming president of the United States

Odds: 1 in 10 million

Source: International Business Times

Having conjoined twins

Odds: 1 in 200,000

Source: University of Maryland Medical Center

Being crushed and killed by a vending machine

Odds: 1 in 112 million

Source: Discovery News

Being killed using a right-handed product, if you're left-handed

Odds: 1 in 7 million

Source: Gizmodo

Hitting a hole-in-one on two consecutive, par-3 holes

Odds: 1 in 156 million

Source: U.S. Hole in One, which insures golf prizes for holes in one

Also of note, the chances of an amateur golfer making a single hole-in-one on a par-3 hole is about 1 in 12,500.

Hitting a deer while driving in Hawaii

Odds: 1 in 6,267

Source: State Farm, from a 2011 study on collissions between vehicles and deer, said to be least likely in the state of Hawaii.

Picking a perfect NCAA bracket

You're 13 times more likely to pick a perfect NCAA bracket. My recommendation is to go with the cutest mascots.

Odds: 13,460,000 to 1

Visiting the ER due to a pogo stick injury

You're 1,526 times more likely to visit the ER due to an injury from a pogo stick. Just say no to the pogo.

Being Canonized

You're almost 9 times more likely to be canonized. A boy can dream.

Odds: 20,000,000 to 1 

Dating a supermodel

You're 2,000 times more likely to be currently dating a supermodel. So you're saying I have a chance?

Odds: 88,000 to 1 

Being murdered

You're 9,777 times more likely to be murdered. But the odds even out A LOT if you know a guy with an old hockey mask and a machete. Oh... And if you live anywhere near Crystal Lake.

Odds: 18,000 to 1

Winning an Academy Award

You're 15,000 times more likely to win an academy award. Odds they like you? They really like you? Much, much worse.

Odds: 11,500 to 1

Marrying after 40

You're 123,000,000 times more likely to get married after the age of 40. Utah mothers everywhere can breath a sigh of relief. And Jen, just relax. It'll come.

Odds: 2.5 to 1

Dating a Millionaire

You're 818,600 times more likely to date a millionaire. And millions of college students wondering how they're going to pay off their student loans breath a sigh of relief.

Odds: 215 to 1 

Losing an appendage to a chainsaw

You're 39,426 times more likely to be seriously injured by a chainsaw. I keep writing my congressman about those outdated chainsaw control laws. When will they ever listen? 

Odds: 4,464 to 1 

Finding out your child is a genius

You're 704,000 times more likely to find out your child is a genius. And to think, I have four of them!

ALL IT TAKES IS A DOLLAR 

AND A DREAM.....

ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DREAM

IS TO LOOSE A DOLLAR!

GOOD LUCK