Here are things to do to win the lottery.
Odds are 1 in 175 Million!
Better chance of being hit Crossing the Street
Being drafted by THE NBA
Crushed by an ASTROID is 1 in 700, 000
Having an 11th TOE
Being struck by an AIRPLANE falling from the sky..... TWICE
DIE/OR KILL someone driving to buy the lottery ticket 1 in 33 million
Here's More
Dying from being struck by lightning
Odds: 1 in 3 million
Source: Harvard School of Public Health
The chances of being hit by lightning at all over an 80-year lifetime are 1 in 10,000, according to the National Weather Service.
Drowning — or other beach-related fatalities
Odds: 1 in 2 million
Source: Florida Museum of Natural History, based on U.S. beach injury statistics in 2000
Being attacked by a shark
Odds: 1 in 11.5 million
Source: Florida Museum of Natural History
Dying from a bee sting
Odds: 1 in 6.1 million
Source: Harvard School of Public Health
Dying in a plane crash
Odds: 1 in 11 million
Source: PBS' "Nova," based on data from the U.S. Department of Transportation
Becoming president of the United States
Odds: 1 in 10 million
Source: International Business Times
Having conjoined twins
Odds: 1 in 200,000
Source: University of Maryland Medical Center
Being crushed and killed by a vending machine
Odds: 1 in 112 million
Source: Discovery News
Being killed using a right-handed product, if you're left-handed
Odds: 1 in 7 million
Source: Gizmodo
Hitting a hole-in-one on two consecutive, par-3 holes
Odds: 1 in 156 million
Source: U.S. Hole in One, which insures golf prizes for holes in one
Also of note, the chances of an amateur golfer making a single hole-in-one on a par-3 hole is about 1 in 12,500.
Hitting a deer while driving in Hawaii
Odds: 1 in 6,267
Source: State Farm, from a 2011 study on collissions between vehicles and deer, said to be least likely in the state of Hawaii.
Picking a perfect NCAA bracket
You're 13 times more likely to pick a perfect NCAA bracket. My recommendation is to go with the cutest mascots.
Odds: 13,460,000 to 1
Visiting the ER due to a pogo stick injury
You're 1,526 times more likely to visit the ER due to an injury from a pogo stick. Just say no to the pogo.
Being Canonized
You're almost 9 times more likely to be canonized. A boy can dream.
Odds: 20,000,000 to 1 
Dating a supermodel
You're 2,000 times more likely to be currently dating a supermodel. So you're saying I have a chance?Odds: 88,000 to 1 
Being murdered
You're 9,777 times more likely to be murdered. But the odds even out A LOT if you know a guy with an old hockey mask and a machete. Oh... And if you live anywhere near Crystal Lake.Odds: 18,000 to 1
Winning an Academy Award
You're 15,000 times more likely to win an academy award. Odds they like you? They really like you? Much, much worse.
Odds: 11,500 to 1
Marrying after 40
You're 123,000,000 times more likely to get married after the age of 40. Utah mothers everywhere can breath a sigh of relief. And Jen, just relax. It'll come.
Odds: 2.5 to 1
Dating a Millionaire
You're 818,600 times more likely to date a millionaire. And millions of college students wondering how they're going to pay off their student loans breath a sigh of relief.
Odds: 215 to 1 
Losing an appendage to a chainsaw
You're 39,426 times more likely to be seriously injured by a chainsaw. I keep writing my congressman about those outdated chainsaw control laws. When will they ever listen?
Odds: 4,464 to 1 
Finding out your child is a genius
You're 704,000 times more likely to find out your child is a genius. And to think, I have four of them!
ALL IT TAKES IS A DOLLAR
AND A DREAM.....
ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DREAM
IS TO LOOSE A DOLLAR!
GOOD LUCK
was awarded a lot of money for being unknowingly and illegally secretly video taped in the privacy of her hotel room. 
