Roger and Out

Roger Ailes, the creator of The FOX TV Fear machine, just died.

All women at FOX News are wearing their skirts at HALF MAST!

Roger once said, "I wouldn't touch that woman with a 10 FOOT POLE!"  After he got drunk, he was seen touching the woman with a 10 FOOT POLE!

Oh, Really..........  

No, O'Reilly.... I used to be with FOX NEWS

Crooked Trump

Trump's slogan was

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

He really meant

MAKE AMERICA CREEPY AGAIN

Hot for Teacher

Brigitte Macron is the wife of Emmanuel Macron man running for French President.

On 22 June 1974, she married the banker André-Louis Auzière, with whom she had three children that include a daughter named Laurence.

Brigitte then taught French and Latin at La Providence, a Jesuit high school in Amiens. It was at that high school that she and Emmanuel Macron first met. 

He attended her literature classes and she was in charge of the theater class he attended. Their romance was not typical, starting when he was just 14 years old, as she was his senior by 24 years and 8 months, and Macron has described it as "a love often clandestine, often hidden". 

The school kept them separate but they were still in love.

At age 15, Macron left that school and told her, "One day I will return and marry you."

She divorced her husband in 2006 and married Macron in 2007.

They have been described as a wonderful, loving couple but the only problem with Emmanuel is that he finds that he always has to eat dinner at "Outback Steakhouse" at 3pm everyday.  

HE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melania Diet

In 2012 Michele Obama started children eating a Healthier Diet in American Schools.  It was creating healthier kids and starting good habits. 

Schools said that it was Too Expensive and that Children threw away most of the food.

Donald Trump's agricultural secretary just stopped the healthy eating program in schools.  And kids will now eat more frozen and prefab foods. 

I'm not sure what Melania Trump is doing but when they asked the former model about a healthy diet, she said, "Just don't eat for three weeks and you'll be fine!"