Lawrence Taylor Resume

EX-FOOTBALL PLAYER LAWRENCE TAYLOR HAS BEEN CALLED  LT, ALL-PRO, HALL OF FAMER, DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR, MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, COCCAINE ADDICT, SUPER BOWL CHAMP, INMATE, MILLIONAIRE, CRACK HEAD, COLOR COMMENTATOR, TAX EVADER, WRESTLER, ACTOR, GOLFER, REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER!

WHAT A RESUME!

WHAT'S NEXT?????

JUST DON'T ADD
 O J   IMPERSONATOR

TO THE LIST....................................

BEST MEDICINE

Disease                                  Wine                            Daily dose

Allergies                               Médoc                           1 glass
Anemia                                Graves                            4 glass
Bronchitis      Bourgogne or Bordeaux+sugar&cinn.    3 cups
Constipation       Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray      4 glass
Coronary arteries         Dry Champagne                     4 glass
Diarrhoea
Beaujolais Nouveau
4 glass
Fever
Champagne sec
1 bottle
Heart
Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
Two glass
Uric acid gout
Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
4 glass
Hypertension
Alsace , Sancerre
4 glass
Menopause
Saint Emilion
4 glass
Depression
Médoc
4 glass
Obesity
Burgundy
4 glass
Obesity
Rosé de Provence
1 bottle
Rheumatism
Champagne
4 glasses
Excessive weight loss
Côte de Beaune
4 GALLONS

Best Super Bowl

Best Super Bowl ever was 2004. I don't know who played or won but Justin Timberlake TOUCHED DOWN on Janet Jackson's NIPPLE as it BROKE THROUGH the LINE!

AND HE SCORES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!